Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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