I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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