And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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