i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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