i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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