Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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