Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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