I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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