Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
