Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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