He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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