I just saw a hot homeless man
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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