your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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