so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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