Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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