shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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