used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
