Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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