Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I need a beard to bite.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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