He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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