Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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