as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We are all done wearing pants today
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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