your room smells of hookers.
And success
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
