you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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