I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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