I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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