OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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