Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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