You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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