ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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