you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
COCAINE IS GR8
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