Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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