I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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