You really coming over, don't trick.
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
foreskin is a definite game changer
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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