FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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