The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Im part way to drunk.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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