If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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