if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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