Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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