i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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