I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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