K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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