I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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