Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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