Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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