these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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