Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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