when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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