I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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