NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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