Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
ugly people sure do ruin things
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
If I had your ass I would rule the world
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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