yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
