Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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