3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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