Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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