Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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