So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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