ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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