I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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