operation harelip BJ is a go
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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