You work out of a Hotel?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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